O smagiausia juoktis is saves paties. Kadangi as esu blondine, tai gal ir pasijuokime is ju :) smagaus-
Two blondes are walking down the street. One blonde finds a little mirror, and looks in it. She looks again, and again. Puzzled, she says to her friend, “I just know I’ve seen this face before!”
“Give it to me”, says the other blonde. She looks in the mirror and says, “Of course, silly! It’s me!”
The 3 Blondes in Gunnysacks
Three women escaped from prison….one was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blond. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn, so they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three gunnysacks and decided to put them over their heads for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.
When he got up there, the sheriff asked him what he saw. The deputy told him, “Just three gunnysacks.” The sheriff told him to find out what was in them…. so the deputy kicked the first bag, which had the redhead in it, and she went “Bow-wow,” so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in the first one.
Then he kicked the one with the brunette in it and she went “Meow.” The deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in the second one.
Then he kicked the one with the blond in it and there was no sound at all, so he kicked it again and the blond said “Potatoes.”
A Blonde Helps Some Tourists
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the name of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are… very slowly?”
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, “Burrrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrrr Kiiiiiing.”
The Blonde’s Diet
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.” When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. “Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nodded… “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.”
“From hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor.
“No, from skipping.”